Norwegian wood (this bird has flown)

She asked me to stay
And she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around
And I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on a rug
Biding my time
Drinking her wine
We talked until two
And then she said
"It's time for bed"

She told me she worked in the morning
And started to laugh.
I told her I didn't
And crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke
I was alone
This bird had flown
So I lit a fire
Isn't it good
Norwegian wood